Mel's Procrastination Palace
Wednesday, June 29, 2005
Hatchets, swords and cuticle scissors...
Elliot: Cowering from the hatchet and sword. Don't you dare bring that thing any closer to--
Me: Easy boy, I'm not out to castrate you... but you are...a little long. Definitely gotta take some off the end.
Elliott: Clutches crotch You wouldn't even think about it.
Me: Have, did, and will do. I already took one of Laura's O's away, did you see?
Elliott: Sure, make me look inept. The woman's always supposed to have more O's than the man.
Me: It's that or --
Elliott: She had enough O's. What about the vamps?
Me: What about em?
Elliott: Did you um...cut them too?
Me: Not yet. Gotta figure out what's expendable.
Elliott: Okay, now I'm pissed. You cut my oral scene and you haven't even LOOKED at the "big vamp fight" yet?
Me: Yeah, get pissed. Your story's written, unless, of course, you want me to revise the ending?
Elliott: narrows eyes and curses under breath
Me: Thought you saw things my way. Now, go play nice with Laura while I look for those extraneous words. You don't want me to start thinking I used "cock" too many times in this story, do you? holds up cuticle cutters.
Posted by Melani Blazer ::
9:43 AM ::
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