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Mel's Procrastination Palace
Monday, December 26, 2005 I survived....

It was touch and go there for a bit. Really.
The tree stayed up--and is still standing. I'll be finding plastic icicles til May, but *shrug* I didn't have a six foot tree lying across my couch. Life is good.

Christmas for us is understated and simple. It's all about family. Gifts are optional, but the norm, and more emphasis is placed on eliciting a grin than a gift of equal value in return. We had good food, good company and alot of us smiled. In fact, I think all of us smiled. No complaints and I actually think my bank account came out in the black this year. Cause for celebration.

Today, with Goose more than anxious to spend the mucho dollars and gift cards burning their way through her purse, we headed over to Barnes & Noble. I'm glad they did, because I *heart* their sticker sales. I was hoping to score some kick butt research books. And I did. Something on Troy (the city, not some guy...), something on Mythology and a couple of other interesting books I wouldn't have bought if they hadn't been $1.99.

Including
*drum roll*
"the Limerick Book"
oh yeah.... and then, as an added bonus it has this sticker that says "Warning, explicit content" and I *knew* this was soooooo mine.

So, I'll be torturing all who dare visit me here with a limerick. I know Shan's gonna be green with envy, tho I swear she's the limerick queen and should have written this book before these dudes did.

Anyway, without further ado, today's offering:

The limerick form is complex,
Its contents run chiefly to sex.
It burgeons with virgins
And masculine urgings
And swarms with erotic effex.

Check back for another of the 1000 hilarious, rude and politically incorrect limericks this book promises... and since it clearly uses the above philosophy, anticipate they come straight from the gutter.

Posted by Melani Blazer :: 5:24 PM :: 3 comments

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